The Travails of the Astounding!

The guests were nearly evenly divided between my friends, Breille's friends and absolute strangers. Strangers with gifts!

New friends to make!

Mirth!

Breille's Boyfriend, Brayden.

Hey look, it's Marina gettin drunk! Whooa! Oh, and if you try, you can see Steve. Drinkless. Mirthless.

Ignorance is bliss, and here's the proof.

Say, there goes Breille now. A fine housemate indeed.

Cam, this girl was really cool. She would yell Happy Birthday Larry at the top of her lungs whenever she would see me enter a room. There's something undeniably awesome about persistent ego boosting craziness.

Patrick, Steward of the Hooka, Wearer of Awesome T-Shirt.

In the future, nations will unite against a common menace, and in the bloody aftermath that will surely follow absolutely no one will doubt that it was completely worth it. A taste of things to come dear Stephen.

Dude, that's Travis. Wait. Who the hell is Travis??

Yes. He has fun.

Laney N' Jonas. Are those wedding bells I hear? Oh, no, that's the ringing from the smack to the face I just earned.

Who is that masked avanger whose ladies swoons follow him like police sirens? C'mon Boette, get out of the way, were trying to take a look.

Happy Thing!

This photo does not adequately portray just how hott Maggie was that night. Eww, whose greasy Mick mitt is that to the right??

I'm not sure I met this guy. I dont even know how I have his photograph, but that chick sure seems to know him. So nicely done guy.

This guy farted on Ben for 90 minutes straight. Ohhh I kid, Ben and Jeff. Actually, by the end it was down to me Iain, and this guy here, Jeff. Who has fantastic taste in music.

When I finally woke this guy up, he got up walked around, turned to me, and after a moment whispered "Where am I..... wait... I'm still here?"

Jim shows off his greasy Mick mitt once more.

Satisfied customer!

The new house, and scene of my best Birthday Party yet. Thanks to all those who attended and made it an unforgettable event.

And so ends post number 500!
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