The Travails of the Astounding!

Anarcho-capitalists? Ha! There's no such thing. Anarchism specifically lists values such as mutual aid and the rejection of both hierarchy and exploitation. Capitalism, on the other hand, depends on the exploitation of both the worker and the consumer, a clear contradiction of mutual aid [helping folks out, even if you won't make any money as a result] and hierarchies [the boss, who owns the product or service, using his/her means to make a buck]. Not to mention that capitalism's goal is the accumulation of wealth and, therefore, power.

A silly article, though.