The Travails of the Astounding!

Holy Shit Ani Came to town! And while she was only around for what was essentially three days turned into a couple of nights fun was had!





Over at Zooty's Cyco-Mike (of Angry Moon Tattoo fame) bought rounds for the house and made some new friends in the process. Funny how buying a round of $6/shot Anejo Tequila will do that. Meanwhile Jim singlehandedly obliterated sobriety from the premises by goading every man woman and drunkard into some sort of mini-drinking contest with him. And let me tell you, no hill was too small, Jim was damned determined that night to win every battle. Listen: every bartender needs its own Jim. Somebody to lure his fellow patrons into letting loose with the libations. It's buddy system bar-tending... and it's the way of the future. I'm onto something. Hah, Professional Drinker, yeah there's a certain ring to that I like.Anyway, Jimbo pretty much suckered every able body into some form of drunkard state, even Josh fell prey to Jims shrewd shenanigans. Everyone that is, except Ani, who had been previously warned of Jims cunning bastardy and paid him no never mind. Clever one, that Ani.
Hot damn if ole Miguel Scotto wasn't bubbled to the bricks with Spirits. It might have had something to do with the top-shelf Agave shots, or the Guinness chugging contest, or perhaps the Grey Goose shots, or maybe it was the Yeungling chugging impromptu contest. It had to be seen to believe, these guys were drinking em down faster than the tap could pour em! Jim would down a Guinness, in response Jasmine would down two, in retaliation Mike would flick the glasses off his face and giggle, and Danny (bar owner) and Tom (bar bouncer) stared in slack-jawed disbelief, it was a drinking battle of epic proportions where Larry was the winner and temperance was the loser. Yes, Indeed, I'm sure we'll all have some special memories of that night for a while to come. Well, everyone but Mike.