The Travails of the Astounding!

Give me a fucking break!

"If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes... OH!" -Prince

Seriously though, has it come to this? Are we ousting judges now because theyre looking at porn during their break? I mean is there something inherently evil or unethical about looking at porn? When I say unethical I mean in terms of the law. Because if not, this should be a slap on the wrist story, not a burn him at the stake story. I mean, the poor fuck is actually sobbing while he gives an explanation of how porn helped him deal with stress. And you should hear his excuse for how he 'stumbled upon' the internet porn in the first place.

He testified that he stumbled onto Internet pornography by accident while viewing a Web site for people who raise and sell poultry. Robertson raises chickens as a hobby at his home in rural Ottawa County.
He said from that site, he typed in the words "baby chicks" and "I found what I shouldn't have found."
Robertson said that while he went to the sites frequently, he didn't stay for more than a few minutes at a time.
"I will say I was fascinated with it, but the fascination was fast wearing itself off," he said.

This story gets the Captain Obvious Merit Award of the month.

Oh My Lover from the album "Dry" by PJ Harvey