The Travails of the Astounding!

400,000 people in Japan have refused to pay their Cable Bill because people high up in the company have been stealing their money, resulting in higher bills. Rock on Japan.

Meanwhile, it seems some deranged New York judge has given people who love each other the right to marry. Seems that in as soon as 30 days, folks all over the city will be getting their hitchin paper stamped, all legal like. Frankly, I don't get it. But there's some talk about the Constitution and equal rights. See if you can make heads or tails of it. NEXT they'll be asking for the right to vote!

-WHOOPS-

"Similar to opposite-sex couples, same-sex couples are entitled to the same fundamental right to follow their hearts and publicly commit to a lifetime partnership with the person of their choosing," Justice Ling-Cohan wrote.

Man... she's craaaazy.
Thank goodness we have George the Compassionate Scholar Bush to protect us from these Freedom Haters.



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Sarcasmo Strikes Again!




If you found your head nodding in agreement to the latter half of this post, God left me a message for you. He told me he'd leave it here.